is the coast clear?

by **eggie** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 6:05 pm

A husband and his wife were sound asleep when suddenly the phone rang.

The husband picked up the phone and said, "Hello? How the heck do I know? What do I look like, a weatherman?" He then slammed the phone down and settled into bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"I don't know. It was some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear."

by **Advertising** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:20 pm

by **robfreeman** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:20 pm

Eggie,when I was married I'm sure someone thought that I was a drug dealer,cos every morning at 7.00am,before I set off for work,the phone would ring and I'd pick up,and a man's voice on the other end would ask "if that dope's gone yet".

by **Advertising** » Sat Apr 21, 2012 5:23 pm

by **polo126** » Sat Apr 21, 2012 5:23 pm

is the coast clear?

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